whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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