we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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