Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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