you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The chlamydia really affected his face.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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