Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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