Got a toothbrush?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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