Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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