We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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