He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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