ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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