I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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