Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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