"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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