So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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