Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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