He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
