Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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