He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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