problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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