My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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