thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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