Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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