I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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