i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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