At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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