Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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