i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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