Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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