I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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