That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
well, you know. whores of a feather.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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