he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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