I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
where are my eyebrows?
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