so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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