I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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