She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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