yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
