Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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