Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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