What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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