Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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