Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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