it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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