Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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