Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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