You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just cut my nipple shaving
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
