his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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