One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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