STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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