i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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