Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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