Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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