But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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