isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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