i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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