kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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