There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
